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I know there are serious obstacles to overcome. Introducing democracy is hard in any society. ...[Liberian] President Taylor needs to step down -- so that his country can be spared further bloodshed.
-- Introducing democracy is even harder when the leader of the world's most famous democarcy asks the democratically-elected leader of Liberia to step down from his job, Washington, D.C., Jun. 26, 2003

Whatever amount of energy and effort is required from the White House, we will provide it, to get a bill done this summer, one that I can sign and then we can all go back to our districts -- in my case, tour the country -- and say we have accomplished a major objective. Together we work together.
-- He really hit home with the finally summary there, Washington, D.C., Jun. 25, 2003

I like to remind people that there are three parties involved directly in the territories there. There's the Israeli government. I believe the Israeli people want peace, and I believe their government when they say they want a peaceful state, living side by side Israel.
-- Forget the three parties he's supposed to be reminding us about, how about this concept of Israel living side by side with itself? That would be quite a feat. Washington, D.C., Jun. 25, 2003

A good education system is one that is going to mean more likely for any country, including ourselves, to be a freer country, and a more democratic country. And [Pakistan's President Musharraf] is -- he's taking on the issue in a way that is a visionary and strong.
-- A good education system would be one that reaches the White House, Camp David, Maryland, Jun. 24, 2003

There's more than two principles at large. There are terrorists who are -- still have designs are destabilizing the Pakistan government, and are destroying innocent life.
-- Trying to spit it out, and leaving behind some wreckage in the process, Camp David, Maryland, Jun. 24, 2003

There's been a lot made about the military might of the United States of America. And we're plenty tough. And we're plenty tough and plenty strong because we have a job to do.
-- So the military might of the U.S. doesn't come from the hard work and rigorous training, but merely from needing to fulfill a job? Would the military be insufficiently tough if there was no job pending? Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

We have faced challenge in this nation.
-- And we have conquered thems, too, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

We need a energy policy.
-- And a Dubya-English dictionary, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

We said loud and clear [to corporate scoundrels], if you cheat the shareholder and your employees, you will be held responsible for those decisions. The world is now more peaceful because we acted.
-- Who could have guessed that enforcing stricter economic policy has brought peace to the world? Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

But medical liability is like a lottery. And they file a lawsuit, after lawsuit, after lawsuit, which causes premiums to go up, which means your bills go up. And it means many doctors in hospitals practice preventative medicine, which means they prescribe more than is necessary in order to make sure they cover themselves in case of a lawsuit, which causes your costs to go up.
-- Not the wisest choice of figurative expressions, given the subject matter. It makes it sound like preventative medicine is a bad thing. Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

We sent a clear message to Saddam Hussein. 'Disarm, the world has asked you to disarm for 12 solid years and now is the time. For the security of America and our friends, and for peace in the world, for you to disarm.' And we gave him plenty chance to do so.
-- And apparently he did better than we thought, since weapons haven't turned up, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

And if you're interested in serving, just go to USA Freedom Corps on the computer, throw it up on the Internet and there's all kinds of ways for you to serve our nation. No, this country is militarily strong, but our true strength is the heart of our fellow citizens.
-- Poor phrasiology abounds in this passage, including the dubious insertion of "No", an old classic, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

When you hear about war all the time on your TV screens, the speculation of war and the discussion of war, it's not conducive to a confident tomorrow.
-- At least he admits to it, I guess, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is too many lawsuits.
-- Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003

The true strength of America is the fact that we've got millions of fellow citizens who are willing to love a neighbor just like they would like to be loved themselves. That's the real strength of this country, because we're a deep and compassionate nation.
-- I'm not sure which part of Dubya's observations on the concept of 'love thy neighbor' as seen in America is deep, but maybe I'm not looking hard enough, Fridley, Minnesota, Jun. 19, 2003
 

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